Just so I can remind myself and possibly others of how important it is to keep losing weight when you get a little discouraged. I look forward to people adding their own "things" to the list...
- Struggling to tie up your shoe laces.
- Not having the energy to kick a football with your Son.
- People staring at you at a food court.
- People staring at you in general.
- Walking around with your wife and seeing the "How did that fat guy get a wife like that!" look in their eyes.
- Shopping in the king size section and still finding nothing to wear
- Shopping at shops called "Big Guys", "King Size Menswear" or "The Portly Gentleman"
- The Beach
- The Pool
- Going any place you need to wear Togs
- People yelling abuse at you randomly while you walk down the street
- How I feel about myself
- Getting on a plane and asking for the seat belt extension
- Not being able to lower your tray table on a plane
- Taking up 2 seats on a train
- Mirrors
- Back Steps
- Other fat people telling you it is OK to be fat!
- People saying - "You look good in that outfit" when I know that I really don't
- Doctors that tell me that I need to lose weight when I am seeing them about a cold or flu
- Having to pick up stuff you have dropped with your toes
- Not seeing your toes
- Not being able to have a relaxing bath
- Not being able to run around and play with your kids
- No jumping on a trampoline
- Scales
- Waiting for your family to get back from hiking
- Making excuses for myself
- Watching friends participate in sport
- Snoring
- Sweating while you eat
- Sweating while you get dressed
- Diabetes
- Trying to get changed in a car
- Having your son tell you that he hopes you won't die soon
- Having a niece tell you they think it is ok to be fat themselves because they think you are fat and are still really happy.
- Booths at a restaurant
- Being too tired and lacking motivation to get out there and do something fun
- High Cholesterol
- Feeling like you take about a hundred pills a day as medication
- Not being able to play "Once there was a Snowman" and "ring a ring a rosie" with your kids
- Limitations on hiding positions for family "hide and go seek"
- Falling asleep for no apparent reason
- Growing out of your favourite Shirt/Pants
- Only being able to wear High Fashion labels such as Target & Kmart
- Wishing you could go for one of those "long walks on a beach" with your sweetheart
- Feeling like you are a burden on everyone
- Not being able to find comfortable Jeans
- Asking people if they thought I might have put on weight and them not being honest and saying "No, you look fine"
- Man boobs!
Watch out for my next enthralling "50 Most" lists in the future....
Cheers
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